1. Porn Puns
No matter if you’re watching porn or not, a clever pun can always be appreciated. Especially when it’s one that both of you enjoy together! Who knows – maybe even get some fisticuffs in the process!
Puns come in many forms, the cleverest being the most intriguing. There are even some that you might not have thought of such as a pornographic movie with an amusing name or a song featuring an attractive but unsavory man.
Puns can be funny and insightful, but they should never be sexist or offensive in any way. Before sharing a pun that references pornography with friends, consider your own sex policing policies.
You’re sure to find a puns-inspired tee, magnet, sticker, wall art or anything else designed by an independent artist on this list. Plus, there are some clever ways to save money and help the environment at the same time! The best ones all have an purpose! So if you need something unique for your next party then look no further than this selection!
2. Holiday Movies
The holiday season is a time for decorating your home with festive decorations and playing exciting family games. But, it can also be used as an opportunity to relax in front of the TV with some classic Christmas movies.
Christmas movie fans have plenty of choices, from classic formulaic offerings to unique creations like Hallmark Channel’s first official Kwanzaa movie or multiple rom-coms featuring same-sex couples. There is sure to be a perfect fit for everyone when it comes to finding the perfect Christmas movie!
All great holiday movies share one commonality: the quest to discover what Christmas really means and how people can become part of it. This theme is explored in films from Tim Burton’s Nightmare Before Christmas to Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.
For instance, in the classic film The Family Man, a father who can’t keep his promises to his son dies and comes back as a snowman. Now he wants to make things right with his young son before departing forever.
Tangerine, Luca Guadagnino’s non-American Hanukkah movie, makes our list because it takes an original approach to the holiday that balances sentimentality with comedy, emphasizing human kindness. This film serves as a reminder that Christmas stories don’t need to revolve around wealthy white families.
3. Pussy Like a Grapefruit
Pussy Like a Grapefruit
Grapefruiting, made popular by Tiffany Haddish in „Girls Trip”, is an age-old technique that’s made its way onto the big screen. This involves using a grapefruit as a sexual toy to simulate vaginal suck.
It’s a relatively straightforward experiment: all you need is a room-temperature grapefruit and some lubricant.
Next, cut the ends of a grapefruit in half and create a hole in the middle. Place this fruit over your partner’s penis and begin twisting it up and down on his shaft while sucking on it.
The Grapefruit Technique got its name from a YouTube video by Angel, who instructed viewers to cut a hole in the center of a grapefruit and insert it over their penis. She also suggested running the fruit up and down its shaft while sucking on it for an intimate blow job that feels more like intercourse than sexual activity.
However, be mindful that some grapefruits have an acidity level of 3, meaning you could get burned during preparation. Furthermore, over time the grapefruit could develop an allergy in you resulting in intense itching or tingling of your lips, tongue, and throat.
This method can be messy, so it’s essential to clean up afterwards. Lay down some towels so you can wipe up any juice or pulp that might remain on your bed sheets.
4. Jewish Men
There’s a good chance you’ve heard the story of a Jewish man who pays four hundred gold coins to sleep with a foreign prostitute. He climbs a tower of six silver beds and becomes enraptured by her charms; eventually she converts to Judaism and he becomes her husband.
Numerous studies have demonstrated that men tend to be more vulnerable than women to sexual aggression, including physical coercion and verbal abuse. This may be due to differences in brain chemistry as well as societal expectations regarding appearance, sex, and relationships.
On the other hand, some people use pornography to reduce anxiety or stress. While this can be a healthy way of managing these things, it could also become an unhealthy addiction.
If you find that watching excessive pornography is having a detrimental effect on your life, then seeking professional help might be beneficial. A therapist can assess the extent of your relationship with pornography and craft an individual treatment plan tailored specifically towards you.
There are many reasons for this, but one of the most prevalent is feeling powerless to stop themselves from doing something they regret. This feeling of insecurity or shame can have a significant impact on relationships, work, and overall health – making it hard to stop using porn and may require extensive effort in order to achieve lasting change.
5. Bondage Movies
With the success of Fifty Shades of Grey and anticipation for its sequel, more people are eager to see films that explore BDSM (Bondage, Domination, Sadism, Masochism)–that complex intersection of romance, sex, power, and suffering. Thankfully there is no shortage of films that do just that–from biographical dramas to classics showing sadomasochistic activities up close and personal. These are some of the hottest titles out there for your next movie night in.
Amazon now has The Secretary: A True Story and Venus in Furs, two erotic films about a sadomasochistic addict who exposes her activities up close and personal. Although not everyone may enjoy them, these are two great sexy double features you and your friends should definitely check out.
6. Prawns
Prawns and shrimp are two of the world’s most beloved decapod crustaceans. While shrimp can be easily substituted for prawns in recipes and dishes alike, doing so requires some effort on your part. Generally speaking, shrimp have a brownish shell with ten legs while prawns look larger with shells that resemble oysters and exoskeletons similar to crab’s. Not only that but prawns also possess an irresistibly tasty quality – found both freshwater as well as saltwater environments like Antarctica! Knowing which variety tastes best helps you save money when shopping for seafood adventures!