Here are some great porn-inspired ideas you can share with your friends. Whether you need ways to stay busy or simply want some entertainment, these will surely get the conversation started. Give some of these a try and let us know if you’re having success!
1. Porn Puns
No doubt, pornography plays an integral role in many people’s lives. It can be entertaining to watch and also serves as a great way to pass time with friends or family members.
Therefore, it’s only natural to want to share the best porn-inspired ideas with those you care about. But choosing which one to share can be a difficult decision; either stick with tradition or venture into something more creative.
The good news is that there are plenty of great porn-inspired ideas you can actually share with friends and family without them noticing the difference. Hopefully the following list will help you pick from the best of the best.
Your own creation could even make the news! If crafting isn’t your forte, consider trying a more permanent solution like wood-burning pyrotechnics device; though this option can be pricey and not for everyone. However, if done correctly, the end results are sure to make heads turn around town!
2. Holiday Movies
The holidays are back and it’s time for some serious movie binges! Whether you’re in the mood for some lighthearted farce or an intense slasher, we’ve got everything you need.
Though classic Christmas films such as A Christmas Story, The Holiday, and Miracle on 34th Street remain classic favorites, there are other films that can truly bring out the holiday spirit. There are even some that deviate from the traditional formula but are still worth watching.
Many modern Christmas movies focus on finding a family, creating new traditions and striving to maintain everything cohesive over the years. Happiest Season serves as a prime example of this theme, featuring an openly lesbian couple who must pretend to be straight when their conservative parents move in together for the holidays.
Streaming platforms have produced some great movies in this category, from Kurt Russell’s endearing Netflix film Santa Claus to Hallmark’s corny holiday specials.
This year, there have been an abundance of Christmas movies released, making it difficult to pick the best ones. But this year there are a few that really stood out from their peers: Tangerine (which shows that holidays don’t need to be about happy white families) and Scrooged (about cable corporations’ ultimate power) both of which showed us something unique about our beloved holidays.
3. Pussy Like a Grapefruit
Pussy Like a Grapefruit
A new trend on the sex scene called „grapefruit blow job” has been making waves. While it can be messy and requires some effort, the end result will leave you feeling fantastic.
First and foremost, you need to prepare a grapefruit. This citrus fruit works best for this trick due to its soft and juicy interior that can easily be worked with.
Begin by cutting the ends off a grapefruit and hollowing out its center. This will allow your partner to insert their penis into this hole, making it easier for both of you to move around their erogenous zones while feeling super realistic.
Once that’s been done, take the grapefruit out of the fridge and allow it to come to room temperature. This will make it seem more realistic, as well as help keep its softness for longer.
Next, place a grapefruit over their penis and use your mouth and tongue to twist it up and down, sucking and swirling as you do so. You could also try flicking their frenulum.
Once your grapefruit blow job is over, make sure you clean up thoroughly. Acidic juice on your penis can lead to intense pain and infection if not cleaned up thoroughly and gently. Furthermore, ensure your partner doesn’t have any open cuts or wounds on their body in order to minimize unnecessary suffering.
4. Jewish Men
A Jewish man travels to a faraway land and pays four hundred gold coins to sleep with an exotic prostitute. After taking off his clothing, strings of his ritual undergarment–tzitzit–hit him in the face. He tells her that these tzitzits are „witnesses” of God’s will for him to obey it.
Jewish religious tradition dictated that men should be the head of their household and guide their wife and children towards a life of devotion. Additionally, they were expected to study Torah and other religious texts for guidance.
Unfortunately, many Jewish men are not committed to their religion and engage in sexual aggression. Studies have revealed that between a quarter and a third of Jewish men engage in such behaviors.
The issue with this behavior is that it can have an adverse effect on their daily lives and relationships, particularly if it worsens over time. In some cases, it could indicate a deeper-rooted mental health issue.
If you or a loved one may have an issue with porn use, seeking professional help from a therapist is recommended. They can assess your concerns and offer tailored treatments based on how porn is impacting your life. They may suggest individual, group or family counseling as necessary.
Finally, remember that pornography can be a complex mental health issue that’s difficult to diagnose. It has various negative effects on your mind such as increased stress, anxiety and even depression.
5. Bondage Movies
Bondage (BDSM for short) refers to sexually explicit physical acts between two people that involve submission. While not everyone enjoys this kind of goofiness, those who appreciate some fun can find plenty to watch and hear on Netflix, Hulu, Amazon Prime Video, HBO Max and Showtime. We’ve put together a list of the top 10 movies related to BDSM so you have your pick of titles – plus you can watch all 10 free! It’s great news if one or both of you happen upon an actor/actress!
6. Prawns
Prawns are decapod crustaceans of the Dendrobranchiata suborder, an aquatic animal with ten legs and an exoskeleton. Although similar to shrimp in body structure and size, they possess several key distinguishing characteristics that set them apart.
Prawns are typically priced lower than shrimp in the United States and other parts of the world, making them a more budget-friendly choice when purchasing them from restaurants or grocery stores. Home chefs often benefit from cheaper prawns, since they’re cheaper to purchase and offer the same nutritional value as shrimp. However, it is important to be aware that they may have a slightly different flavor profile than shrimp when seasoning or salting them for recipes. Prawns typically come from fresh water habitats and therefore have a sweeter flavor before being seasoned or salted. Therefore, you should always be sure to use the correct amount of salt when seasoning your recipes; otherwise you could end up with an underwhelming dish! Additionally, those who are sensitive to seafood or shellfish allergies should take extra care when using these species.